Painbringer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[mini ninja ep. 1]

The first five seconds often determine the outcome

Now many people watch under judgement movies simply to get points and don't have time to see the rest of the movie if it inherantly looks crappy (as the guy breaking his neck).

Now I did see the whole thing and know it's reasonably good despite the crude drawings.

But I recomend puting something more catchy and impressive at the very beginning simply because your movie is near the turd threshold.

dookiemoole responds:

....wow. so you don't think it's funny?

[A Blackout Story]

Why did this get such a good score?

All this is just some low quality recording about Fox talking with some Tom guy from New Jersey.

FYI, that couldn't have been Tom Fulp because he lives in the Phili/Atlanta area and sounds nothing like the guy you just heard.

Also, the graphics are smeary and the lip sync is nonexistant.

And WTF is up with that big naked guy anyway?

TerryDactyl responds:

Hey remember that time I said that "Tom" was Tom Fulp?? No? Neither do I. Whats with clocks and locks anyway? I should of changed my name to TerryClockLock then I'd have like a 6.1...yeah thats right I said a 6.1

[2003| Mario gets old]

Not bad, but historically innacurate.

Mario wasn't born in '89 because the original mario game came out in '85 and Donkey Kong (a game with adult Mario in it) came out in '81. If anything, Mario would have been born like in the mid '60s. So you might want to change that.

Anyway, your movie wasn't too bad, but wasn't that original either. I think this deserves a high 2 from me.

Holy-Howard responds:

Really?? Thanks.
I´ll change that one.

[Russell "The Dishwasher"]

You talking to me? LOL!

I too go by the name Konrad and it feels so wierd when that angry mom says my name. *Shakes with disgust*

Not bad BTW.

Hesh-Grandpa responds:

Well it would be even worse in real life! What a quinkiedink, thanks for the reveiw.

[aristophonies]

Wow...

...You must be REALLY popular on the BBS to get away with this level of crap.

I never thought you would submit anything, but technically you didn't submit anything.

StrawberryClock you ain't.

BIGMANBRAINY responds:

:'( I DONT KNOW, NONE LOOKS AT MINE, SINCE I SUBMITED IT, BUT YOU DID DIDNT YOU! AND DID YOU GIVE IT 5?:-P

[the Sklar Tape]

I don't care how good the tape was...

...There is barely any effort put into this and no compression either. Learn to make at least half-propper movies, or feel my 5.88 wote wrath. This should have been blammed.

4pac responds:

You have to understand that this really wasn't suppose to be a movie, I was just trying to show people something funny I saw on T.V. I also took the liberty of checking out your profile and it seems you've never made a movie (or couldn't keep it on Newgrounds since you suck so much), so I suggest you try making a movie yourself before you even try blamming someone elses movies!

[B+]

Thief!

I made the original late last year and it got blammed. Now I see it here with about a 2/5! All you people make me sick.

For all those who care, it was called "Tribute to B".

Davidus responds:

Shut the fuck up, bitch. I made it, and you're just jealous.

[Shit Man]

Get this shit out of here!!!

I'm going to blam this because it makes no sense and takes up too much fucken space.

Want advice? Make something yourself!!!

GokuLV500 responds:

you can't blam it